actually found in the responses of his personal weblog:
Paul Ding: “……On the other hand, an uncle of mine was a lawyer. He told the story of a client who called for legal advice on the weekend. He listened to the story, and said, “We can talk about it on Monday. In the meanwhile, don’t worry too much about it; they can’t put you in jail for that.” The client replied, “But you don’t understand. I’m calling from the jail….”
I found this one very funny 
If you don’t know what the heck I am talking about – read the story here:
